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Letter to Tide
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Dear Tide: I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband sta...
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Randy the rooster
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This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster and he wants chicks. So, he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster. The other farmer says, "Yeah, I've got this great rooster, named Randy; he'll service every chicken you've got. No problem." Well , Randy the rooster is...
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a man says to his wife of twenty years. "I have the perfect way for you to let me know if you
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want to have sex or not . While we are in bed you give me the signal by pulling my pecker once for sex and 100 times for when you do not want to have sex. I thought that was cute one a customer told me that the other day.
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Top 10 Reasons Talk CIty Is Dropping Ridic
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10. Gales of laughter disturbed the 2 Uno players next door 9. TC feared lawsuits after research revealed blinky ads on Java trigger epileptic fits 8. In hindsight, TC realizes investing with Bernard Madoff was not a wise idea 7. TC tired of picking up the empty bottles off of the lawn every morning 6. T...
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Genie in a lamp
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A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie! The genie said, "OK. You released me from the lamp, blah, blah blah. This is the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes. So you can forget ab...
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